|Van Halen: Ruining Quasi Sweet and Romantic Blogs from 1996-1999 and apparently 2012.|
|Spawn fights the supernatural and apparently makes me an idiot.|
|I didn't know she took pictures with her eyes open. A rare treat for my readers.|
We married at what many called a fun ceremony. A couple of my groomsmen showed up in drag, wearing dresses that matched the red of the bridesmaids' dresses, and another was close to plastered. He was the one that every time the pastor mentioned "the ring" would whisper "the one ring to rule them all". We went to Disney World for our honeymoon, which lost the right to call itself "The Happiest Place On Earth" when they upgraded us to a suite with two twin-sized beds. It was a suite however, so we went with our Lucy and Desi Honeymoon.
|Pictured: Unbridled Newly Married Romance|
We had that newlywed period where we did all the newlywed stuff: rent an apartment (in a complex where several Hispanic men were decapitated a couple years later), buy a house (with angels and desert landscapes painted on the wall with acrylics), and get snowed-in at a mountaintop chalet in Gatlinburg (where we totally did NOT break the ash shovel for the fireplace trying to dig our car out of the drive).
|We also did not break a dish.|
Before long, we felt that longing for something that was missing in our home. After we bought the new television, we got a new desire to contribute to the gene pool. I'm on board for just about anything that results in partaking of the marital fruit, so in October of 2007, we came home with Sean. In the last four years, I have learned that not only is my wife talented, caring, smart, funny, cool, and beautiful, she is also a tremendous mother. She loves Sean with all her heart, and it shows in her every look and action, unless he's being a jerk. I am beyond fortunate that my son will grow up with a mother that loves him and teaches him but does not put up with his bullcrap. He will be a better person, a smarter person, and a more loving person because of her. I am extremely lucky just to be a part of it. And did I mention she is a certified hottie?
|Seriously. Certified. And yes, I did award this. I will happily help other ladies achieve certification. No charge.|
|I'm sure I'll think of something.|
Here Comes My Girl
But when she puts her arms around me,
I can, somehow, rise above it
Yeah man, when I got that little girl standing right by my side,
You know, I can tell the whole wide world, shove it!
Even The Losers
Baby, even the losers get lucky sometime
Even the losers keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometime
Happy Anniversary, Katie. Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar.